Deer are mating now in ME! I now have Doe and Fawns!

ibisgrunk shared this bug 3 months ago
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A physicist, an engineer, and a statistician go on a hunting trip, they are walking through the woods when they spot a deer in a clearing. The physicist calculates the distance of the target, the velocity and drop of the bullet, adjusts his rifle and fires, missing the deer 5 feet to the left. The engineer rolls his eyes. 'You forgot to account for wind. Give it here', he snatches the rifle, licks his finger and estimates the speed and direction of the wind and fires, missing the deer 5 feet to the right. Suddenly, the statistician claps his hands and yells "We got him!"


this is a fake bug report to test reaction time and reply methods at Keen for ME's issues. i apologize for clogging up further the massive amount of bug information that has been submitted by loyal users for the last year on this support website.


the deer are not mating. i have no doe. i have no fawns.


the road to hell is paved with good intentions.